Category: Random

Chapter 109: 2020 writing goals & dreams

To FINALLY FINISH EDITING THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To launch So You Are… Pregnant! To sell actual copies of So You Are… Pregnant! To break into Kmart & Big W etc (the market not the actual premises) To bring lots of women joy via So You…

Chapter 107: Page 90 & a half

Today was the day. The gmail alert went off early. I opened half an eyeball to check and there it was. The IngramSpark proof had arrived… again. But today… this day… it was going to be all good. the final copy. perfect. or at…

Chapter 105: Eff Fame

“Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.” ― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own So You Are… Pregnant! needs to get out there and be read, though this is easier said than done when on the cusp…

Protected: Chapter 103: Undoing myself

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Chapter 96: The swearing

Many years ago I ordered one of my first online print books about wayward mothers losing their minds and getting up to mischief. I couldn’t believe such a novel existed. It was as if it was written for me. When I got my sweet…

Chapter 86: Too many dicks on the blog floor

…and why this is the greatest song ever written or performed. Disclaimer: Proceed with caution. Much non-sense making obscurities lie ahead. …Too many men, too many boys Too many misters not enough sisters Too much time on too many hands Not enough ladies, too…

Chapter 85: Eff You em – en – em — dash

“I’ve always put a space between the dash when I’m writing. It’s aesthetically pleasing and I’ve seen it done in plenty of books and online.” Never put a space before or after an en dash. Whilst the trend is becomming more popular online, particularly…

Chapter 70: Copyright Confusion – what the hell can I write?

Confused about copyright rules? You are not alone.

Chapter 67: The Suckiness of Prophecy

From So You Are… Pregnant! Those who dropped the “You’re just pregnant” comment did so only once… (she says like a Mother dragon who just charred a city of naysayers to the ground and breathes in the ashes of her handy work). So You…

Chapter 66: Foreword By a fellow self-publisher

FOREWORD * * * One day I hope this page is filled with the words of ***************. Originally I was going to beg her to write me a foreword even though she doesn’t know me from Bob. But life is life and I poured…