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Chapter 11: Dear Jennifer Lawrence

I despise the word “fitness”. It awakens in me an adolescent dragon I’d rather leave to slumber in the sub-cockles of my past. Equally obnoxious trigger words like – “active wear” and “burpees” give me the voms (who felt compelled to name a torturous… Continue Reading “Chapter 11: Dear Jennifer Lawrence”

Chapter 1: And So it begins… again

I quit drinking three days ago. I did so on that specific date as my besties birthday falls on the 15th of the 3rd month and for some reason – of all the billions of dates and numbers I carry around in my head… Continue Reading “Chapter 1: And So it begins… again”

Prologue: Foul Mouthed Forest Children

“Holy Moly That Scared The Shit Out Of Me!” …said my 6 year old son. Ah, from the mouth of foul mouthed babes. As bed time drew nearer and my sober hands became a little edgier, a knot in my daughters ridiculously long hair… Continue Reading “Prologue: Foul Mouthed Forest Children”